The query now, to you, is WHATZIT!
Gordon you can't be seriousYou were right to think I'd be furious!For all I can tellIt may be a rose petalThen again it is so fuzzy and pinkIt could be the remnants of lunch in the sinkMy final guess for this round is fitI'll say belly button lint!
But, I thought you were the greatest Whatzit wizard in the nation.This will require you use your wild imagination.Poor J9. Don't look at just a fraction.Expand your view and visualize all of the action.
Well now you've got me wracking my brainso I will have to guess againLooks as abstract as a figcould it be a flying pig?Another thought from this coast is one of Ms. PacMan's ghostsOh wait a minute, now I seeTwo profiles in front of me!You made me squint and turn my headBut I think I got it in the end!
The object you see is not a splinter.The scene is in the coldest winter.How could we ever, ever forget,Our fuzzy, fluffy, little pet.
It cannot be,the earlier pictures do deceiveAnother rhyme with fuzzy and fluffyPlease say it isn't little scruffy!
Remember this and don't forgetA real rodent could never be my pet.Now! Now! Don't get too huffy.This pet would chase a real live Scruffy.
Look at all of the picture. What do you see?Why would I say it's wintery?What does it look like in a blizard?This pet would also chase a lizard.
I'm impressed with your endless wit,But, now is the time to show your grit.Others may go in, out of the cold,But, J9 will endure 'til she sees the bowl.Visualize what just might be.Your imagination is the key.
Its a tongue.
You have been taught since you were young,That you don't call a masterpiece a tongue.A tongue, in the photo, may very well be,But, the answer to the whatzit is the whole scene you see.
Ok then Gordon I'll try once moreto decipher this scene of yoreA toungue of lovely pinkLicking a frosted window I think.
You and Noe Noe have certainly made a dent,But, I suggest looking back at previous hints.
Another hint to you both I carry.Part of the masterpiece is from a dairy.
Now I'm getting tiredmy mind in details is miredwe'll have another go with this ilkA kitty cat licking up milk?
What color is the cat?And what's more than that,What's going on around him to to make the pictur whole?And, last of all, what color is the bowl?All of these that the kittyis among.Explains why you can only see its tongue.
I have a headache.
Ok I will take another shotAt this Whatzit I am nearly lost:A Cat of whiteA tongue of pinkIn a snowstorm I would thinkThe bowl must also be a white color or we would seethe milk against the bowlOr am I crying fowl.The other alternative bowl colorWould be clear as glass so as not to palorAnd if you are as clever as I've amassesIt may even be made of milk glass.
A white cat drinking milk from a white bowl in a snowstorm! You've found the pace!It's as easy as the nose on your face.