We are blessed to live here.



His mouth holds more than his belican.
He swallowed a mullet
Three times his gullet.
It took him a week to get weligan!
Copyright-Gordon Hand










Three of our nineteen grandchildren enjoyed the bizarre face of a Look Down Fish during an evening of fishing on the river. It is never dull when the girls are around. The fish is called a Look Down because it appears that he is looking down his face toward his nose. I'm actually telling the truth this time.....or am I.


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A toothless shark from Florida's ocean
Attacked a vacationing Nova Scotian.
He said, as he chewed,
"You've had it dude,
If I can get past your suntan lotion!"
Copyright-Gordon Hand
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We're likely to see a gator anywhere, even on the golf course.
Usually, alligators sun themselves within a few feet of the water. I have, however, seen them crossing some pretty major roads. They sometimes travel away from their normal habitat during mating season, or seek water during a drought. I took this picture of this fellow on Tuesday, next to a small lake. They are worthy of our fear, but MOST of the time they are as afraid of you as you may be of them.


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I now present the most unusual, and most feared animal in Florida. It not only has adapted, but has evolved. I'll explain.
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COURTSHIP IN A FLORIDA SWAMP
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This tale I tell is strange, but true!
You know I wouldn't lie to you.
Deep in a Florida cypress wood
A gator and a scorpion stood.
Nose to nose, eye to eye!
My, oh my, sparks did fly!
These were not sparks of confrontation,
Rather, sparks of adoration.
She loved his stinger; he, her chomp!
Their blushing faces steamed the swamp!
Alligator, scorpion, in the bog!
Courtship on a hollow log!
Sir Scorpion claimed a bride that June,
Sir Scorpion claimed a bride that June,
And, with his gator, honeymooned.
I guess you know what happened next.
I'll tell it straight, with no pretext.
Fire was lit! Smooched a bit!
Ten new babies, mean as spit!
Ms. Alligator and her Scorpion
Produced a brood of Alligorpions.
The parents thought their young precocious,
But, mind my words, they were ferocious!
See them romp, sting and chomp!
Alligorpions ruled the swamp!
The "baddest" gorpion in the brew,
Soon loved a rattler. It is true!
Rattlesnake, gorpion in the bog!
Courtship on a hollow log!
Floridians now speak of "creepy thangs".
With stingers, teeth, and deadly fangs!
They speak of gators, snakes and scorpions,
And, FEAR those Diamondback Alligorpions!
Copyright- Gordon Hand

DID SOMEONE SAY THERE ARE NO RULES?
I apologize for the missing animals that are a big part of our lives. The raccoons, deer, armadillos, rabbits, foxes, wild turkeys and hogs, frogs, etc. that I did not have the opportunity to shoot this week. All shots plus the video below of our favorite live bait, finger mullet, were taken with my Kodak Easy Share point and shoot. There were plenty of squirrels around, but I will not try to compete with Jen's great photos of her pet. They are terrific!
Have a great week before Easter. The baby mullet in the net will. I released them all.....alive!!!
Cool shark pic! ...looked like a giant catfish!
ReplyDeletegood job dad! The pics remind me of life that goes unnoticed most of the time. Love your poetry.
ReplyDeleteSuper photos. And I loved your commentary.
ReplyDeleteEnjoyed your humor as well as your "life facts" (18 grandchildren?).
My husband now wants to try some Florida fishing.
That skimmer looks like a trophy for someone.
I agree on squirrels, though I did shoot one because he was there and in danger. But no one can compete with Jen's big fat squirrel.
Thanks for a wonderful trip around your town.
Love all the birds !!! Lots of unique looks there :) And of course the fish too, coming from an island I can relate to 'catching the big 'un '
ReplyDeleteLoved the nest shot, and before hitting play on the video, I thought it was a jellyfish - maybe I need new glasses! You have an abundance of wild birds that are beautiful and colorful!
ReplyDeleteWOW Gordon!!!! I can't choose a favorite!!!
ReplyDeleteIt's between that fancy egret with the crazy hair-did and those babies in the nest.
That snap of your grandchildren is priceless, priceless, priceless :)
I am loving the music that you've added to your blog dude. Can I call you dude....Butler and Bagman love it when I call him that and I only reserve it for you awesome special kinds of guys.
Did you say 18 grandchildren?????? I bow to your awesomeness and I must saw that some of the very best life memorie's that I have include my own Papa.
Steady On Dude
Reggie Girl
I'm so happy to not live in a place with alligators. For some reason they just freak me out. It just seems weird that there's stuff out there that can eat you while you're taking a walk. That's really wrong!
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